Decided to post this on the new forum, although Christmas is long gone this brings back good memories T'was the night before ARCSOA, when all through the track
You couldn't do anything, cause the sky was pitch black
The tires were stacked by pitboxes with care
In hopes that Saint Nick soon would be there
The drivers were nestled, all snug in their beds
While visions of championships danced in their heads
Myatt in his jammies, and Hart in his cap
Had just settled down for a long night's nap
When out on the track there arose such a clatter
Collins & Davis sprang from their beds to see if Cavy was the matter
Away to the window they flew like The Flash
They ripped open the shutters and through up the sash
The moon beaming down on the fresh fallen snow
Davis slapped Collins and said "You broke the blinds, ya know?"
When what to their wondering eyes could appear
But Pericles talking to somebody and 8 medium reindeer
The old little guy, so chubby but quick
I knew in 3 minutes it must be Saint Nick
More rapid then Lexus his reindeer they came
He sang and shouted and called them by name
"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer & Vixon!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donder & Blixon!"
To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall
Davis said "He forgot Rudolph, the most important Reindeer of all"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
When they meet with an obstacle mount to the sky
So up to the housetop the reindeer flew
With a sleigh full of things, and Ol' Santa Claus too
And then, in seconds they heard on the roof
The prancing and stomping of each medium hoof
As we moved in our heads, and was turning around
Santa Claus fell through the chimney and made a loud sound
He was dressed in leather from his head to his foot
His clothes were filthy from ashes and soot
A bag of objects were flung on his back
Davis couldn't believe so Collins gave him a slap
His eyes how they sparkled, his dimples how merry
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a raspberry
His droll little mouth drawn up like a bow
And the beard he had was a white as the snow
The stump of a pipe he had tight in his mouth
Silverfox said "That is gross, he should put it out"
Davis and Collins were surprised to see
Silver behind them down on his knees
Santa was chubby and plump - a jolly old elf
We laughed when we saw him, in spite of ourselves
A wink of his eye and twist of his head
Soon gave us to know we had nothing to dread
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
He filled all the stockings; and turned with a jerk
And his finger aside his nose
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose
He jumped on his sleigh, and gave his team a whistle
And they all flew away like the down of a thistle
I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight
"Merry Christmas to all, and I hope I have a safe flight"
Like my bad rhymes? Probably not xD
Characters:
Kyle Collins
Kenny Myatt
Jordan Davis
Noah Hart
James Silverfox
Ol' Santa Claus
Nick Pericles