Round 14 The Indianapolis 250

Kenny: I stayed in my RV... My wife tells me not to trust Cavagnaro. Yet for some reason I believe her. Quick question, how the hell did Cavy cram so many people in his RV.

Kenny: Going to those parties are childish, I would never go to one of Cavagnaro's parties.

-A few hours later-

Rodalfo: I just found one of Kenny Myatt's High School Yearbooks...

Rodalfo: You know, Kenny gets mad for people partying in the ARCSOA paddock. According to his yearbook, Kenny was a party animal back in the day.

Rodalfo: I found this note in his yearbook "Kenny, I really enjoyed the party last night, the way you kissed me was beyond anything I have ever felt before! I want you to be mine, please say yes. -Sarah"

Rodalfo: Another note from a girl named Heather... and one from a girl named Megan, Kenny was a player back then. Respect man! To think, I thought he was a grumpy nerd for all of his life.

Kenny: Well you found me out. Back in my High School days, I partied more then Cavagnaro ever did. School was just a social function to plan parties on the weekend. I can't count how many times I got stone faced drunk and probably slept with 20 or so girls in a school year. Back in those days I could play a mean spin-the-bottle, I could get it to land on the girl I wanted every time. 7 minutes in heaven would turn into 21 minutes in heaven because I'd manipulate the clock to slow it down to 1/3 speed before I went in. But when I jumped in a 200 MPH race car, I knew I had to put those days behind me. I lived the party life for a while, but I didn't let it overstay its welcome! When I think of my days in high school... I guess I can relate with both Micheal and Paula. Being a love struck teen dying for a relationship. I raced for a while, now I am married to my beautiful wife, with my set of twins. I know I lived the party life in the past. But I had to grow up, it was part of becoming an adult. I don't always look back and think my past was great, but it did help me grow into an adult. That is what I stress to all the young drivers coming into ARCSOA today.

Rodalfo: (Sobs) Wow Kenny, I never looked at it that way. You've got me in tears.

Kenny: Every once in a while, when Cavy is having one of his parties, I always think back to those days. I wasn't a football player, but for some reason everyone treated me that way. I went to a party every weekend. My inner-group would always hang around me at parties. Because I had an inner-sense when I knew a party was getting out of control. I would leave a party (typically with a girl) and go in my car and possibly drive down the street or something. Then watch the cops roll in not 5 minutes after we left. After we saw maybe 5 or so people get hauled into a cop car. We'd leave and go find a secluded area to do what any teenage couple would do. I had almost a feeling for whenever they were being dispatched. I still miss those days, but I am happy I have put them behind me. I could never do those things again.

Where did this whole thread go to...?

Kurtis: Somewhere where this would be questioned (laughs).

Kenny is basically using this opportunity to express his sexual fantasies.

OOC: No, In all seriousness I did that to purposefully get everyone to realize that their drivers partying antics are outlandish in a creative way. Adults would not act like some of these characters act. Sometimes it is painfully obvious that a 14 year old owns their character! LOL

Jordan: Well that was some type of race.

J. Silverfox: "So much for that."

A. Silverfox: "Dude..."

OOC: This was the exact same ini set I used for last season. Not sure why it was so much of a wreck-fest. But I did not touch the ini. I may switch to Indianapolis 2014 next season!

Kenny: I just can't seem to win one of these special event races... Good win Nick!

William: Are you fucking kidding me... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! PERICLES! FUCK YOU!

Matt: ...And he's lost it again.

Kazuki: Awesome day for us, got a top 5 without a hood!

Nathan: Very disappointed with our race today. This just hasn't been a good season for me.

Kenny: Why is William so mad at Nick? His team at least won, he would have done the same thing. For once I actually saw a mature and competitive driver out of Nick Perclies, and not some kid who is out of his depth. Great upset story to see Nick win that!

J. Silverfox: "I feel bad for Matt sometimes..."

f1fan wrote:

Kenny: Why is William so mad at Nick? His team at least won, he would have done the same thing. For once I actually saw a mature and competitive driver out of Nick Perclies, and not some kid who is out of his depth. Great upset story to see Nick win that!

Matt: He got pretty emotional after having yet another win slip away. I saw him congratulating Pericles later though. He's kind of bipolar, it really freaks me out sometimes...

Collins: "That was a great race! I wish I could've participated in it, and Pericles, you are at the top of my list on people to sign for BFM. Have another good finish and I'll definitely offer you a contract"

Kurtis: I gotta have a meeting with Vernier...I've got some ass kicking to do.

Syron: "I screwed up. At least I got the pole and lead some laps, but that race was crazy!"

That incident with Angel I have no idea he was coming infront of me. How can I get blamed for that? But overall we had a good car just as usual never got the luck. If I get suspended again, I have to prove my case on that because I did nothing wrong

Pericles:" What was that Thenos? oh sorry I'm too busy celebrating! 2nd ARCSOA win, and wouldn't have it better any other way! Although it was a shame it was stolen from my Team owner, hehe, Love the anthem of Florida, music to my ears! Myatt gave a great run at it, but every lap, I tried that groove in Turn 4, and it finally pays off! Anyways, I completed my Elite season! Remember what I said before about getting Duncan a win and then maybe me? Wellll that worked out perfect! I hope that Lester is okay after that terrible wreck, and honestly, if you want to penalize me, Its because of my spotter who said Race it back to the line. So I started to until V Allen slows in-front of me, then I see the caution lights on the Safer barrier, first thing that went through my mind was, Shit. I think if Allen wants to, i'll let him sue me, individually. Worst case is that I go on probation. I'll try and be more civilized during the end of this season, and also that's the last time im partying at Cavy's, crap was epic, but I hurled up the night's food when I came into my Hauler. So yeah, unless there is going to be Root Beer, I ain't going!"

f1fan wrote:

Kenny: Why is William so mad at Nick? His team at least won, he would have done the same thing. For once I actually saw a mature and competitive driver out of Nick Perclies, and not some kid who is out of his depth. Great upset story to see Nick win that!

OOC- dammit Kenny sometimes I think you do it on purpose.. P-E-R-I-C-L-E-S...

OOC- Duncan's Profile pic provides all of ARCSOA's Reaction to this race!

James: A little Dissapointed with the way my car lost a tire. It was a lugnut that my crew Forgot to replace, that's what helped me get out of the pits. Man, top 5 at least

Tamur: had to cheer from the sidelines, probably what I'll be doing for the next season without a ride.

OOC: What are the points standings. I'm not going to win without a win, but just a bit curious

They will be in the next video... But Here you go

Realistic Chance for Championship
Can win the championship, but will have to do some work
Longshot Championship Contender
Virtually eliminated



316 Ammermuller
312 Shelly
286 Kurtis
273 Davis
258 Fibrosis
242 Gallaghan
222 Vernier
202 Angel
198 Silverfox
186 Nelson
176 Baskinger
165 Tedford
162 Riucu
160 Perciles
158 Sarrinen
151 A. Allen
146 Da Silva
145 V. Allen
140 Thabor
130 Shelton
129 Schallrotte
124 Duncan
116 McKane
112 N. Hart
102 Myatt
100 S. Perkins
96 Syron
92 Llamas
84 Finguy
84 Wascher
84 Louviere
78 Delic
72 Davidson
72 E. Perkins
72 W. Duncan
70 Sandfer
70 Lewis
68 Mace
64 Collins
64 Takamoto
52 Wilhoit
52 Alplilecapal
45 J. Hart
44 Demax
44 Lester
40 Omega
36 Tyson
36 Pulyakov
32 Boone
32 M. White
31 Fitzwater
30 Phadkar
26 Collard
26 Andreas Allen
24 C. Smith
24 Cavagnaro
22 Cross
19 Harple
16 Thenos
12 Pollard III
8 Stark
4 Rehall
0 Norris
0 Marley
0 Stella

Thenos: "Sorry Nick. I don't cheat my team owner out of a win. I don't wreck anyone to even the odds in your favor. Vijay didn't do his job. And he should had penalized you. Now how about you stop rubbing it in. You forgot what family you're pissing off now."

Vincent: "Man we have had so much bad luck this season. That wreck was just stupid, and it costs us any shot at the win today. I hope Nick chokes on that prize money he got today. Congrats on your first win........ had to wreck the entire field to get it...... but congrats."