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PostSubject: The Comedy Thread   March 9th 2015, 8:40 pm

Post different jokes, humerus pick-up lines, anything along the lines of that!
Don't make them too inapropriet but feel free to make some dirty ones (I guess Razz)
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 9th 2015, 8:43 pm

Pick-Up Lines that will sure to get a girl to slap you:

"Do you have a phone in your back pocket, cause that ass is calling me"
"Are you sitting in sugar, cause that ass is sweet"
"Can I read you shirt in brail?" (Huge b*tch slap there)
"Are you religious? Cause you've just answered my prayers"
"Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you"

There is one really dirty one my friend came up with... Don't know if I should share it xD
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 9th 2015, 8:50 pm

Those aren't even good
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 9th 2015, 8:57 pm

"Roses are Red, Lemons are Sour. Spread your legs, and give me a Hour." -Noah Hart 2015
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 9th 2015, 9:39 pm

@Baskinger, I didn't say they were good... I said they were pick-up lines that would get a female to slap you instead of get a female to love you Razz
And me and my friends actually found them humerus, then again I am younger than you so we probably find different things funny
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 9th 2015, 9:46 pm

Yeah I don't think he gets what Noah said, but really i don't think this should be used for Pickup lines, so either don't do them, or this gets moved to the dumpster.
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 9th 2015, 10:26 pm

t69-the-comedy-thread

...Notice the joke?
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 10th 2015, 12:18 am

Pick Up lines that are due to get you slapped...

"Hi, my name is Kenny Myatt!"
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 10th 2015, 6:07 am

xD
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 10th 2015, 8:13 am

Lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 10th 2015, 8:31 am


ARCSOA BLOOPER OF THE YEAR!
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 10th 2015, 1:15 pm

RedViperGaming wrote:

ARCSOA BLOOPER OF THE YEAR!

Never seen that glitch before...
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 10th 2015, 5:36 pm

Heh, well....Cooper Could be using Illegal Gas... Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 10th 2015, 5:51 pm

"So, so the twat of the week doesn't realize that his ping is higher than the death rate in Nigeria..."
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 10th 2015, 6:10 pm

I like dark jokes and sarcastic humor. Most of the jokes I know off the top of my head are too over the top for this forum.

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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   March 10th 2015, 7:24 pm

^Agreed

Although... I know a Minecraft one
"If you were a Minecraft biome... You'd be Extreme Hills"

Would that be considered a pick-up line or joke?
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PostSubject: Re: The Comedy Thread   April 15th 2015, 9:19 pm

I have a few puns.....

What is a place that spins and makes money?..... a tournament
What do you get when you have orange juice without pulp?..... pulp fiction
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